For those of you who don’t know….I have a serious love for Lydia Hearst.

She is the one girl who has put up with my constant asshole behavior, and who sees my jokes for what they are….jokes.

She gets that this is the internet and who cares…..and we’ve had a pretty solid internet friendship the last 4 years because of it…it’s one of those horribly rare situations where I respect her hustle…and can’t hate on her because she chooses to model and act….when she could just work for the family empire or live off her savings…..

But instead she makes allour lives better when she is smart enough to get naked for creepy, yet top fashion photographers, probably for free, cuz tits get hits….and they also happen to excite me….

You’re a good girl Lydia Hearst and I’m glad to be your unofficial drunken stepfather…keep up the good as naked as possible work…just next time do it in my mouth/on my face.

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