I have said many times before that Brooklyn Decker looks like she has Downs Syndome in her face…..and that she’s only in Magazines like SI cuz her husband is a millionaire pro-athlete with the right agents who have enough muscle to ruin a magazine if they don’t do a favor to give the bitch confidence that will in turn get him better sex, blowjobs and even anal or thresssomes…

But like all people with Downs Syndrome….if they got tits and a body like this…who the fuck cares about retardation…if anything use that retard brain capacity for evil….let getting yourself off without worrying about them telling on you cuz retards are horny as fuck but more importantly cuz no one believes a retard….

Not that she’s an actual retard…she just looks like her face could be…but with tits like this…who really needs to even notice that she has an actual face.

True story.

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