Jessica Szohr has the unfortunate name that I pronounce as SORE even if it isn’t the way she wants it pronounced…..shit always reminds me of herpes, but then again so do most celeb wannabe bitches…cuz I know what it takes to get where they want to be in their careers…you know they don’t just hand out TV roles, they make a bitch work for it…but we don’t have to worry about any of that, you know since we never met the bitch and will never meet the bitch…which may be representative of how pathetic our lives are that this one girl is not attainable…but we didn’t need hollywood for that….we get enough rejection in everyday life to realize that….and I guess what it all comes down to is that the one thing that was probably SZOHR after these pics were taken and she warmed up was her nipples…them shits are hard.

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