I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2012

08

May

Kim Kardashian Fat for Instagram of the Day

Kim Kardashian posted these pictures on Instagram and I think she may have censored my wonderful captions….because I went back to the pic this morning and they were gone…

I wrote such lovely things like “Fat tits can’t compensate for a fat gut” and “Wow, It is true what they say about horizontal stripes” and shit my favorite “thank god for black men….they’ll eat anything”….but she censored me….she has that power…

At least I have a website no one reads for it to live forever…you see that’s why I hate social networks…my genius gets deleted…never to be found again….and if I die a legend…think of all the gold facebook and its members destroyed like idiots…

Here she is cockteasing….seeing her choked out is hotter than her porn career…..but knowing her jealous sister won’t go through with it…makes it pretty fucking sad….you see I don’t normally get hard for dead girls, I don’t want you thinking I’m weird or anything…I just get excited when the devil is slaughtered, you know it is for the good of all humanity…

No, I don’t like documenting Kim Kardashians’ life, I just anxiously await for it to end….

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