I think this is pretty solid proof Tom Cruise is not gay.

I mean I’ve heard rumors from people I know, I’m talking private pilots and old fags a like, totally unrelated with details of his gay adventures to montreal….but after looking at this pic, I’m like this 50 year old is so straight, he’s just promoting a Glam Rock movie he’s in, he’s not skinny for Freddy Mercury HIV reasons, even if her was, that’s only the Gay disease in the 80s, plenty of straight Africans and needle sharers in America have it too….and come on there’s a girl with her hands down his pants and he’s not hard…real men don’t get hard in photoshoots…it is unprofessional….unless in Tom Cruises case the photoshoot involves mud wrestling twinks….

Either way, gay or not, this pic of Tom Cruise is bad….and hysterical….especially for any dudes who had Top Gun posters on your bedroom wall growing up….you gang of queers.

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