I don’t know if you remember Audrina Patridge. She had one of those low impact celebrity careers that was more of a gentle stroll around the block that lasted under 10 minutes…with low intensity and not very much noise….but if you don’t…she was an MTV creating on a show called The Hills…where she played the half retarded bitch with implants her dad got her at 18 cuz the half retarded wasn’t really her playing…it was real life…and he knew with tits came opportunity to pay her own rent….

Well she hasn’t run out of money yet, cuz she hasn’t released a sex tape, but she will eventually, and while we wait for that, here she is in a bikini in Vegas celebrating her birthday…because Vegas is the home of anyone who has fallen off in LA….cuz they need party hosts for their crowd of idiots to feel like they are around fame….even if that fame is barely fame….but implants in a bikini….

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