The best thing Lindsay Lohan did for her career was get amazing implants…seriously….they are the fucking best in natural tear drop….that people still argue are real…even though when she’s on a meth or anorexia kick…her tits stay the same size…something that any tit obsessed dude who fucks crack whores will tell you…just doesn’t make any fucking sense….

So seeing her in a see through shirt, even if I can only see bra, is amazing, if you don’t focus on her tormented ex addict nicotine stained fingers….unless you are like me and love that shit cuz it shows torment, anxiety, nervous behavior that usually is near the breaking point, or what I like to call the gateway to fun.

It’d be nice if Lohan was friendly with me…because there is so much I’d do to her….from playing with her breasts like I was Samantha Ronson….to winning her Academy Awards…even if I had to steal the shit from Eric Roberts….cuz she deserves it.

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