So Avril Lavigne is in Mexico, wearing a bikini to, rocking out with some girl with fake tits who she’s grabbing up on, probably for the paparazzi, but possibly cuz she’s a late bloomer kind of girl, you know 15 suburban mall rat filled with teen angst at 30, probably going through her lesbian college girl phase for male attention now that that Kardashian relative and that clown midget from Canada dumped her….but I doubt it…she’s some fabricated bullshit act who needs to seriously evolve her emo game….

I’ll still look at her in a bikini doing lesbian shit and more importantly jerk off to her to live out my Hot Topic mall shopper in the suburbs fantasy….luckily there’s this stripper lookin’ bitch with her to make it a bit easier….

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