Rihanna is doing something right….and amazing….and that something is slutting out on the internet….building up her image proper…posting bikini pics and her living the hip hop popstar life….making all her poor family and friends jealous…making the world love her….making everyone want to fuck her…despite how bad her music is….because bikinis everyday have that affect on assholes sitting at their desks….or in my case in my shit stained underwear on a soiled couch…i just keep winning at life…or maybe this is sucking at life….regardless…I’m gonna start posting bikini pics of myself to win over the fans…it seems to work for girls and probably hasn’t worked as easy for dudes in the past…but I’ll pave the way for the future….not necessarily a better future….but a future never the less.

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