McKayla Maroney is teaching the Dougie I like to think Kate Upton in her bikini made famous…cuz I see that shit in clubs all the time….

That said, McKayla Maroney is a 16 year old Gymnast who wins medals and the hottest thing about her for most of you is that she’s 16 and you can’t touch her legally…but more importantly that she’s a Medal winning gymnast…so that if you did….she could bend in ways you would not no how to handle…all fit and unhuman….perfect to jerk off to the highlight reel of….

Being 16 and bendy doesn’t impress me cuz 16 is Legal in Canada and I don’t even bother fucking with that….and pretty much like all the Olympic coverage…except maybe for seeing the Spice girls at 100 years old…still fuckable…even sporty despite her dick….this is boring…happy it is over so I can focus on what is important…hating people for tweeting and social networking #sharkweek….Assholes….

Here are some of her tweets…I may be in love with her mom….the blonde in one of the pics who probably forced her girl into this shit hard…I like that in a parent.

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