Taylor Swift is banging a Kennedy, because that’s just how American Royalty do it, and shit is irrelevant to me, partially cuz I don’t give a fuck about Taylor Swift or the Kennedys, not even those who get off for murder and live the rest of their live’s guilt ridden and alcoholic, but out of prison, cuz that’s what money and political ties will do….I don’t care about Nantucket, or the rich WASPS that rule the beaches and Yacht Clubs… I just care about trying to understand why Taylor Swift wears these high waisted bathing suits all the time….what is she hiding? Doesn’t she realize these are reserved for chubby girls into burlesque and pin-up, pulling some 50s beach flavor into one of their horrible routines lesbians really appreciate, and not for lean, skinny, seemingly fit girls, who clearly are just taking the whole classic White America thing a little too seriously…shouldn’t she be doing coke and raging out like a normal fucking starlet….

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