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2012

21

Sep

Blake Lively Pregnant of the Day

The basis of 95 percent of secret or surprise weddings since the beginning of time has always been unwanted pregnancy….to assume that Blake Lively is not in fact pregnant after shocking her 12 fans with a surprise marriage to Ryan Reynolds last week, you know cuz they expected her to continue fucking her way through the A and B-Listers as she’s done so well the last few years since people started noticing she existed…..no to mention her ravaged face looks 40, even if she plays a 20 year old on TV, it is possible the cougar’s uterus was running against the clock and not just cuz of her HPV….

Boom.

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