I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2012

26

Sep

Katarina Ivanovska and Adriadne Artiles for Yamamay Lingerie of the Day

I don’t know who thes models are and I am too drunk to bother looking them up…yes, I drink during the day every day because it is my job…and really if you you like them that much…you can google them….you have their names…I’m not your dancing monkey, little search engine bitch who wikipedia’s shit for you and reports back to you…I’m much more than that…I’m a person dammit….

Truth is, I’m not actually mad at you, we’re all still friends here, I just feel like all these bitches are interchangeable and nameless…they aren’t fucking me and I hardly remember the names of girls who are…I just care that they are getting half naked to get the fuck ahead in life….and I just care that they are in lingerie…cuz I like girls in lingerie…nno matter where they are from, what year they were born, or if they are even actual girls…cuz it’s not gay if they are planning the surgery.

Posted in:Adriadne Artiles|Katarina Ivanovska

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