Candice Swanepoel could be covered in feces at her South African farm and I’d still want to lick her clean…so seeing her half naked for Victoria’s Secret may be boring as fuck…the same as all the other catalog pics….but still a half naked Candice Swanepoel photoshopped into a creature lovlier than she probably already is….

I can’t say I’m into this, or that I have a raging boner like I do when girls tell me they want to lick my ass while sucking my dick as another girl sits on my face, but I can say that I won’t cheapen my love for Candice like that….and I’ll deal with my soft penis and focus on the romantic love I have for her pictures instead…

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