Dita Von Teese is a creep….I don’t find her hot…I don’t understand her fan base…I don’t really get what she does…I do know she was just a product of proper internet use in the early days of the internet…I do know that she peaked back when she was doing lesbian porn…I do not know why the paparazzi bother with her….but I guess it has to do with it being a slow fucking day…..but I guess the real issue at hand is why am I bothering with these pics…cuz she’s showing cleavage and a bra? That’s about right….that’s all it takes to get my attention…I am pathetic…I hate myself and I want to die….and if I do…maybe Dita Von Teese will invite me to her vampire lair….it is Halloween after all…her favorite time of the year…

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