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2012

24

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Marie-Eve here.

I was wandering around downtown yesterday afternoon and downtown here is always a weird experience because  it’s the most bizarre juxtaposition of  mid to upscale retailers, greasy spoon restaurants only tourists eat at and, of course, the peppering in of classic, grimey, Montreal strip clubs. They really are in a league all their own and by league of their own I mean they should probably all be condemned.

As always the callers were standing out front of these various establishments  trying to lure in any willing clients and as I walked by one I heard one hollar to me in bastardized Montreal, Quebec French “Hey beautiful, there’s a job here waiting for you.”

I’ve never really thought about being a stripper but its good to know if my present career plans don’t work out I have options. My guidance counselors in high school always told me it was good to have something to fall back on.

Enjoy these links the way I enjoy knowing that  50+ year old french dudes leer at me while walking down the street and probably plot ways to murder me in the basement of their shitty titty bar in the back of their mind.

Which I guess may be another way to say you may not enjoy them at all.

 

Sign Spinners Are Despressing and Are a Good Example of What Not to Do With Your Life – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Sascha Alexsander is a California Girl and You’ll Love It (SEMI NSFW)
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Ashley Benson is From Spring Breakers and Also the Chick James Franco is Currently Banging and Here She Is
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Laura Frament is a Super Sexy Red Head (SEMI NSFW)
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If You Ask Me, This Dog Here Has the Right Idea – VIDEO
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Brad Pitts Stupid Chanel Commercials Have Inspired 1000 Parodies and Here’s the One From SNL – VIDEO
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Sandra Bullock Joins Chelsea Handler in the Shower
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Penélope Cruz Captured In Sexy Photo Shoot For Vogue Spain
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Free Web Came Gals, For Your Pleasure
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This Lesbian Foursome is as Dirty As You Think It Is (NSFW)
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The 20 Awesomest GIFs of Animals Doing Stunts
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Shannon is Sexy is Panties and a Corset (SITE NSFW)
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Hottest Music Video Ever? Possibly – VIDEO
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Sexy NSFW Games Will Drive You Wild
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