Disney bought Lucas Films for 4 billion dollars because George Lucas wasn’t rich enough to begin with…and they are releasing a bunch of new movies for all you Star Wars nerds…but you don’t need me to tell you that…you’ve probably been masturbating to it the last 24 hours….

Here’s a trailer for Episode 7…..it is exactly what you’d expect….

So now all you Star Wars nerds may end up getting slamming your genitals raw into raw…you know grinding that shit off…

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