Prior to today…I didn’t think it was possible that there could be a lingerie shoot for a lingerie company that was more boring, tedious, and repetitive than the catalog shoots Victoria’s Secret releases…you know with edited out vagina lip and nipples…but it turns out the Nordstrom pulled it off…with relatively hot model Elisandra Tomacheski, who like 80 percent of Victoria’s Secret talent is from Brazil…but who just lacks a whole lot of hard nipple and thonged ass to really make this shoot interesting to our desensitized minds….and that’s pretty fucking unfortunate….because I should get excited by all girls half naked…and the fact that these evil corporations have the ability to make me not get excited by them…remind me why I hate them….

Here are the pics of Elisandra Tomacheski….in the least erotic lingerie in the history of lingerie…ever…what a waste of a hot fucking body…

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