Rihanna spent her marketing budget on renting a 777 jet from Delta and inviting 200 people from the media – myself excluded – cuz Rihanna doesn’t know good blogs when she sees them – probably cuz she doesn’t know how to read – it’s something that happens when you drop out of school at 12 to be a prostitute and puppet….

One of the stops on their 7 day whirlwind tour…that should end in a fiery plane crash for dramatic purposes…was Toronto…where she wore this shirt…that made them titties look ridiculous…and I figured why not jump in on this promo bullshit…cuz I got nothing better to do…but more importantly…cuz it involves cleavage….

Here are some pics from her instagram….cuz she’s a social media whore…in a good way…

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