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Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted this bikini pic to Instagram a few hours ago and it helped me start my day off in a relatively decent hungover…rocking 3 hours of sleep…looking for more booze to calm these shakes…kinda way…you know by rubbing it in my fucking face that her life is easy, that her work involves doing what she does in her spare time….but gets paid for it….all while looking better than anything I’ve ever fucked…and I’ve fucked some decent looking prostitutes back before the recession in the early 90s….and for some reason…it doesn’t make me bitter, jealous or angry, I’m just happy she’s sharing with us….

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