KATE MIDDLETON is pregnant….it is the big news around the world ….

Can’t say I didn’t see this one coming…but I can say the most ambitious gold dig in the history of gold digging…is now officially complete…set for life cuz she owns half of the future kings baby….unless she gets killed off like her mother in law…when she misbehaves….but set for life nonetheless…this kind of locking a man in has been happening forever…so it is no surprise…but good hustle Kate Middleton….play it off as real love for the fans…but we know the truth…every girl wants to be a princess…

Now let’s just hope her sister steps up her fucking game…out of jealousy….to stand out from the attention her sister the Princess is getting…to pave her own life, future and brand…ideally with her vagina….sex tape and all naughty things…cuz it is more fun that way….

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