Scarlett Johansson is now a stage performer…and not the kid rocking a pole…like the stage performers we like best…and I guess it’s just some midlife crisis situation where she’s trying to prove she’s an actual actor and that acting is an actual art cuz memorizing lines for an entire play is a challenge…when normally she just remembers lines for one scene…or even one shot…in what is almost a joke of a career…that no actor will ever admit…cuz they are paid too much to say it’s a joke….but not as big of a joke as Scarlett Johansson’s tits…what’s going on here….she’s lost all she had going for her in the process of this career move….and it makes no sense to me…maybe we gotta ask Big Daddy….he’s got all the answers….cuz big stepDADDY….just doesn’t get what’s going on here…

I guess Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is officially a murder mystery….killing her tits – then hiding them – in the South.

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