Rita Ora is the new Rihanna…at least that is what Jay Z is hoping now that he owns her…and the timing is pretty good…you know since Rihanna sympathizes with men who beat the fuck out of her for publicity…or because she’s broken….so it is only natural to replace her unpredictable, gone nuts from all the fame shit, with some new tail, with big old tits…..and here she is touring her new album….but she’s gotta a lot of proving to do…cuz there was a minute when she was banging a Kardashian…and she didn’t take advantage of the situation and burn down the fucking house with everyone inside….making me kinda hate her…but at least she’s got some tits…cuz tits make everything ok.

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