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2013

07

Feb

Jennifer Hawkins Half Naked for an Underwear Campaign of the Day

Her name is Jennifer Hawkins and I follow her on Instagram, which is probably not her biggest accomplishment in her career, but I like to think it is, at least when I am masturbating, cuz there’s nothing wrong with pretending you matter in the life of half naked women who probably make millions, even if limited to the Australian market, for getting half naked….

She’s not much of an actor….but she’s Australian…and for some reason Australia really speaks to me…because the girls are just hot, rockin’ bodied, and down to get fucking drunk and have a good time….at least that is what I’ve told…cuz the closest I’ve been to Australia was watching Crocodile Dundee in the 80s, and Steve Irwin’s viral video death….and that one Kangaroo porn, that I may have imagined….now this….bra ad….featuring awesome.

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