I am into Rihanna….not because she likes getting beat up by dudes…a story I think is bullshit…because everything in Hollywood is bullshit….but because I appreciate her prostitute morals and values…that have lead to her fully going mental thanks to fame…and fully exposing herself to the public for the person she thinks she is…but is too broken to realize is just broken….

Sure I am not into her enough to know when her nude music videos drop…I am a day late on this….but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t want to drink her dirty bath water….or even offer to give her a bath….with my tongue…or dick…showering her the only way I know how….the Kim Kardashian / R. Kelly way…but with more sperms….

This song’s too emotional….it is like it is speaking to my heart….Happy Valentines Day…in advance….

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