Katherine Webb is some insignificant Miss Alabama who didn’t quite make it to be Miss USA…but who did make it to SI Swimsuit this month…which was a huge break for an otherwise loser….and in opening doors of opportunity that make no fucking sense….she’s also staring on a show called Celebrity Diving, which also goes by the name “ABC HAS NO MORE IDEAS”….cuz seriously, that’s a horrible fucking concept for a show…and the fact that it happened almost makes me mad that my three shows I’ve pitched the last 10 years have been rejected….because I should have just shat out something like “Celebrity DIvivng”….it’d be my ticket out of this fucking hell….a hell filled with pics of Katherine Webb in her bathing suit….

Here’s her cameltoe:

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