Vanessa Hudgens is in Paper Magazine and she’s dressed like Janet from Three’s Company, after she moves to New York in 82, and becomes a speed shoot, coked up hooker to compensate for being the second rate girl in the apartment all those years….

I don’t really get what’s going on here, but then again, I don’t really get Vanessa Hudgen’s celebrity…she’s not that hot, she’s hairy, and she hasn’t performed in NUDES since she was 17….and I figure if at 17 your down or show sings that you are down to have my kind of fun….by 21 or 22 you’ll be actually fucking donkeys on stage for a dollar tip….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that she’s a disappointment.

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