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2013

19

Feb

Nicole Trunfio Modeling Swimwear of the Day

Nicole Trunfio is a low level model who has attached herself to SI model Jessica Gomes….you know doing that whole “we’re both from Australia, let’s be BFFs in America, because no one understands our Accents”….shit in efforts to get herself in on the shoots, with the right people, but for some reason, after 4 years of trying, she still hasn’t pulled it off…maybe what she’s missing is a high profile athlete boyfriend, I mean there must be something for her to do…she can’t just sit and see her friend get more airtime than her…that isn”t fair….and I guess while she strategizes she makes time for low level swimsuit campaigns…you know to pay her rent and practice for the big day when SI makes that call….It’s kinda sad, but not as sad as the fact that she ignores me when I leave commments on her instagram….showing off matching Rolex’s with her more successful model friends…just trying to fit in…one titty at a time….

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