OMG, RIHANNA MUST BE PREGNANT – CUZ SHE’S EATING A PICKLE!!!

Or maybe….she’s just eating a pickle, but where is the fun in that storyline….I want broken down woman who goes back to her abuser only to marry and get knocked up….leaving her to raise a future criminal…cuz with all that money….and all that fucked up morals and values…there’s little room for raising a well rounded person….you know cuz she’s not well rounded…she’s off the fucking deepend in this celebrity game and it is gonna end bad…..

The only time I like seeing girls with pickles is when it is a gateway activity to them having sex with said pickle….it’s just my Jewish deli clerk fantasy…..that she’d probably participate in…if you beat her up well enough to get her a hit album like Chris Brown did…or if she never got famous and continued her Bajan karaoke bar hustlin’….

But she is in a bikini….and that means that nothing I just wrote matters….it never does….

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