Victoria Justice turned 20…despite what her Disney Hormone therapy may be telling you…you know cuz she looks 15…which is why you…and the Disny Execs like her so much….and so many fun people…who at one point or another were considered amazing jailbait you probably masturbated to…like Miley Cyrys…. who are now the new generation of Hollywood…the people who will play the love interests in future movies…unless they all develop drug addiction like I am hoping for…cuz going up….you know climbing to the top is only part of the fun…the horrible crash is what makes it all worth it….looked like a better party than my 20th…which I may not remember but know for a fact that Miley Cyrus wasn’t there….I’ve failed at life.

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