Ashley Tisdale is in love…and she’s decided to hire the paparazzi to document that love on some Mexican romantic getaway for the weekend…because her life is so hard…you know and she just needs some down time…cuz sitting on set of Scary Movie 5 all day…is just so fucking draining…I mean some days she probably has to wake up at 6 am to be picked up by her driver and taken to a location where she has her own dressing room….with a bed…and couch and all the modern amenities a spoiled cunt needs…including gym, catered food, and other people to be dancing monkeys for her….where she proceeds to say her line…usually under 5 a day….100 times each for the best take….a total of an hour or two of work…where her low level actor salary of 300,000 dollars in 2-3 months….almost seems like not enough money for such a big name…

Well her boyfriend…who she is on vacation with is not only someone who cares about what a girl’s face looks like….but he is also named Christopher French…appropriate…cuz he probably spent the whole weekend frenching her ass….cuz let’s face it….that ass cancels out any monster mash face….any day….

Young romance…so erotic….we get it Ashley…you want attention cuz the last 3 weeks your “girlfriends” have been getting all the love cuz they booked a movie you weren’t cut out for and you’re jealous…Good play.

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