The biggest mistake in trying to determine the sex of Jessica Simpson’s baby…is trying to determine the sex of Jessica Simpson’s baby….because you shouldn’t care about anything to do with

The other mistake in trying to determine the sex of Jessica Simpson’s baby is trying to interpret Jessica Simpson….when some retards just can’t be cracked cuz they are retards…

Not that you really have to interpret anything….since she announces she’s having a boy on the Kimmel Show…but I like to think it was more of a cover-up to her comment of “who knows a wiener could make me this nauseous”…..because I guess it is not very Christian to talk about dicks making you sick in reference to being cummed inside….

All this to say, why the fuck am I posting Jessica Simposn pregnancy news…that’s not erotic…and either was she in the making of this pregnancy….it was all greasy BBQ fingers and one too many beers….

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