Kelly Kelly was a wrestler who’s real name is Barbie Blank. A name as beautiful as the ones whispered in my ear at strip clubs that I know are fake names because a parent wouldn’t really want to name their daughter something that would pave the way for her to have a life of being a whore. Unless of course they are gutter Florida trash, in which case, that kind of shit is celebrated.

I know nothing about her, other than that she was WWE superstar who lost her name because the WWE like to own their women like porn companies, since it is mainstream gutter porn without the good stuff.

She posted a bikini pic to remind you she still exists, the dude on her iphone case must be someone athlete she’s groupie-ing or gold digging, cuz being an ex wrestler without her wrestling name is a lonely, broken place.

More interestingly, Here is a totally insane video someone made for Kelly Kelly and her former boyfriend – that makes no sense to me – but that brings me great joy in its level of “I run into traffic naked and chew off my arm” nuts.

Here’s that bikini pic.

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