THIS JUST IN…..if you’re a low level WWE Diva who has dropped out of being a WWE Diva because your ego tells you can do better for yourself, without realizing that the WWE takes the name they built for you back…you can always take instagram pics of you ass in your bikini, like a real cry for attention, hoping one of your last remaining fans who has bothered to find you now that you’ve changed your stripper name, will masturbate to you…because instagram doesn’t require any level of status, everyone can do it, and does it…you can be a model without knowing how to model…and I think her efforts should go unnoticed cuz there are so many better bitches out there to bother with….

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Kelly Kelly was a wrestler who’s real name is Barbie Blank. A name as beautiful as the ones whispered in my ear at strip clubs that I know are fake names because a parent wouldn’t really want to name their daughter something that would pave the way for her to have a life of being a whore. Unless of course they are gutter Florida trash, in which case, that kind of shit is celebrated.

I know nothing about her, other than that she was WWE superstar who lost her name because the WWE like to own their women like porn companies, since it is mainstream gutter porn without the good stuff.

She posted a bikini pic to remind you she still exists, the dude on her iphone case must be someone athlete she’s groupie-ing or gold digging, cuz being an ex wrestler without her wrestling name is a lonely, broken place.

More interestingly, Here is a totally insane video someone made for Kelly Kelly and her former boyfriend – that makes no sense to me – but that brings me great joy in its level of “I run into traffic naked and chew off my arm” nuts.

Here’s that bikini pic.

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The rebrand of WWF starlet Kelly Kelly who has broke up with the WWF but who doesn’t own her WWF name…continues in a fucking amazing way….by telling us that “hey you may not no who the fuck Barbie Blank is, but she’s me and she’s got a great fucking ass, and she’s willing to expose it for attention, while people are still paying attention, because she has no idea that the WWF was the biggest fucking thing of her life, and that it is all downhill from here, but at least she’s trying”….I just can’t wait for the nudes, playboy shoot and whatever else comes from being an ex wrestling star…like banging George Clooney….and doing Dancing with the Stars…but far less classy…cuz Kelly Kelly is a stripper compared to the elegant Keibler before her….and that’s why we like her better.

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