Olga Kurylenko is a very popular Russian bride who escaped communism through a modeling front and random marriages to various men, securing citizenship in various countries, you know using her sex appeal to better her life, and in turn better ours, cuz now you can masturbate on her, rather than order drinks from her when visiting Russia on a school trip.

As a driven Russian, who doesn’t let adversity get in her way, she’s now a big movie star, in Tom Cruise movies and shit…and now she’s squatting in Instyle like she’s taking a shit…what won’t this bitch do to get ahead…

I’m into it

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