Lindsay Lohan, despite all the botox, is amazing and I’m not just saying that because I love emotionally damaged women who look beat the fuck up, sad, and in need of being saved by a pervert like me, all ready to pounce on them, because the fact is, no matter how broken Lohan is, she’s still Lindsay Lohan and she still makes a lot of money, lives the celebrity life of luxury, so fuck her and her problems and fuck anyone who feels sorry for this trainwreck, she’s the only with the last laugh, because she’s still fucking Lindsay Lohan, something I’d like to be doing, without a condom, like I was Sam Ronson’s dick.

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