If you follow Miley Cyrus on twitter and I sure as hell hope you don’t…because despite being over 18, legal and tight bodied, following her every move is just fucking weird, you can just let me follow her for you, you know since I can pretend my masturbating to her tight body is for business.

That said, she’s been up on all the mainstream rappers and producers lately. I’m talking songs with Snoop and Will.I.Am. Tweets to with French Montana and Pharell. She’s even started a twerk team, in some tween identity crisis cuz she didn’t have a childhood and lives a sheltered existence weirdness.

Well now, she’s wearing one of Pharell’s clothing company’s shirts. Making me think her obsession with the darker skinned side of the music industry, is getting creepy.

That’s like me only masturbating in my Miley World Tour shirt from 5 years ago that is 4 sizes too small because it was the only one I could find on Ebay, only more public.

That said…check out those hot red lips….Erotic.

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