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2013

22

Apr

Elyse Taylor for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Guess what? Victoria’s Secret photoshoots still fucking suck.

They took a perfectly good Australian model, who has proven to be totally willing to get NUDE FOR FASHION , I’m talking titties and Vagina out, and ruined her. They took someone’s full potential and cut the shit in half, in exchange for a corporate job that has a big marketing team behind them and that can make her a big model celebrity, because Victoria’s Secret, for whatever reason, is the model equivalent of landing that Government Job, with a great pension. It is what they all strive for, and only few get selected for, because people think being a Victoria’s Secret model is some top of the charts, you’re the hottest bitch around hustle, while I just see it as a waste of fucking photographer and model time, cuz these fucking pics are so fucking boring, uneventful. The same over the last 30 fucking years. Step it up even if it has proven to work. Even if the Christians don’t shit on you for being porno, I mean at the level Victoria’s Secret is at, they can afford to do some more hardcore pics and while we wait for that to never happen, here’s one of their new stars – Elyse Taylor. A babe wasting her talent for the corporate dream. Depressing.

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