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2018

19

Apr

Elyse Taylor Topless of the Day

Elyse Taylor is nude of the day…

Elyse Taylor is a sexy Australian bikini model…who is probably best knows to the surf community as the face or tits in a bikini for O’Neill…..while to the rest the world she is known as the unknown, nameless girl who kinda looks like Miranda Kerr cuz like black people, and white people, all Australians look the same….in the Victoria’s Secret catalog….

But apparently she has gets naked, now that the Victoria’s Secret, get knocked up by a celeb, get knocked up by a billionaire hustle didn’t work for her, and instead she needs to work it harder, or more simplistic than other models…

Sometimes, the least complicated strategy is the right one, and you go “shit that was easy”…when it comes to modeling, keep it simple, just get naked and if enough people want to fuck you, you’ll get cast in some campaigns or a music video that will make you exist…

All this trying to navigate parties, traveling 300 days a year like Rita Ora, hustling…can be simplified with a – just get fucking naked…

So here she is….giving into that….to hopefully live the dream…

See how easy that was…..real easy…

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2013

14

Aug

Elyse Taylor Does Instagram of the Day

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Elyse Taylor is a young, new generation Victoria’s Secret model…She’s not all that young, she’s 26 and has been pushing her half naked body around the fashion industry since she was 18….but she’s from Australia and you’ve probably never heard of her, and probably don’t remember her when she was doing the 2009 Victoria’s Secret fashion show, cuz you were too busy jerking off to it, cuz lingerie informercials on primetime television is you’re fucking jam, it’s the only way you can get off, and it only happens once a fucking year…

Either way, she’s pulled some strings, sucked the right dick, let the right guys inside her Kangaroo pouch, and here she is posting instagram pics from the catalog shoot she just shot for the evil empire, cuz let’s face it, it’s a stamp of approval all girls want, and the other old timers can’t do it forever and need to be replaced…

Here are some of her pics, I like her…I may have to trick her into dating me.

TO SEE HER MODELING FOR VICTORIA’s SECRET CLICK HERE

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2013

22

Apr

Elyse Taylor for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Guess what? Victoria’s Secret photoshoots still fucking suck.

They took a perfectly good Australian model, who has proven to be totally willing to get NUDE FOR FASHION , I’m talking titties and Vagina out, and ruined her. They took someone’s full potential and cut the shit in half, in exchange for a corporate job that has a big marketing team behind them and that can make her a big model celebrity, because Victoria’s Secret, for whatever reason, is the model equivalent of landing that Government Job, with a great pension. It is what they all strive for, and only few get selected for, because people think being a Victoria’s Secret model is some top of the charts, you’re the hottest bitch around hustle, while I just see it as a waste of fucking photographer and model time, cuz these fucking pics are so fucking boring, uneventful. The same over the last 30 fucking years. Step it up even if it has proven to work. Even if the Christians don’t shit on you for being porno, I mean at the level Victoria’s Secret is at, they can afford to do some more hardcore pics and while we wait for that to never happen, here’s one of their new stars – Elyse Taylor. A babe wasting her talent for the corporate dream. Depressing.

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2013

26

Mar

Elyse Taylor in Purple of the Day

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Elyse Taylor is an awesome model from Australia, the land of cool as fuck, hot as fuck, drunk as fuck women with accents I want to bounce on like a kangaroo with my dick….She was the face of O’Neill last year, she’s done shit for Vogue, Tommy, Estee Lauder…and most importantly…my dick, right now, in these pretty much nude….with bush, my favorite, photos for Purple Magazine……She’s a keeper…the kind of girl I’d mail my sperm to and hope she uses for some pregnancy shit like a lesbian couple…No H8…Prop 8……let’s scissor. I just squirted.

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2012

30

Oct

Elyse Taylor for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Elyse Taylor is a sexy Australian bikini model…who is probably best knows to the surf community as the face or tits in a bikini for O’Neill…..while to the rest the world she is known as the unknown, nameless girl who kinda looks like Miranda Kerr cuz like black people, and white people, all Australians look the same….in the Victoria’s Secret catalog….

But apparently she has a fan, cuz someone compiled all her catlog pics from the last year….and here are the best ones…cuz as much as I hate catalog pics…I like seeing surfer beach girls make it in the mainstream getting half naked….cuz surf girls give me boners….