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2013

22

Apr

LOLZ of the Day

Today’s LOLZ is that Reese Witherspoon was Arrested. The reason it is funny, is because she plays off that she’s this wholesome America’s Sweetheart. You know from America’s heartland, a good Christian with great values. A family oriented person. Because that’s how she’s been marketed.

The reality is that everyone in Hollywood is has no soul, is a puppet, materialistic and un-Christian money grubbers, proven in the whole “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM” shit she spewed when her husband was almost twice the legal limit when he got pulled over, because like all Hollywood stars, she thinks she’s above the law, and unlike Christians, she’s a fucking drunk pig with no morals.

I’ve been saying all along that she needs to be arrested for the lies. From tricking Ryan Philippe into knocking her up more than once so that he would never leave her fat ass, exortion…. to terrorism charges for dropping the bomb that is her vile body on the beach.….

She is sent here from Satan and I am just bummed she won’t be getting prison raped, or more than a slap on the wrist, despite deserving it. But I am glad the world blinded by her marketing, know the truth, that she is a horrible human.

She is the worst.

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