I like fast fashion as much as any Bangladeshi garment factory worker. I mean there’s just something so awesome about producing shit overseas, you know taking the jobs away from Americans who could use the jobs, and exploiting third world countries, paying them 38 dollars a month to work 50 hours a week, making garbage quality product with little to no craftsmanship or design, to shit out in retail stores and to make women think they need to buy the shit for 80 times what it cost to make it, all because of the way they marketed it.

You know, making 2 dollar bras, selling them for 50 bucks, and using 10 dollars per bra to pay people like Lily Aldridge to model it in some primetime TV infomercial and 15 dollar a bra to cover overhead like rent in their shitty stores, or these catalog campaigns that suck, leaving 23 dollars in profit, to sustain the 5 billion dollars in revenue they make a fucking year.

It’s pretty disgusting, but what isn’t disgusting is girls in lingerie! Yay.

Even if I preferred groupie slut Lily Aldridge when she was a tampon ad model fucking rockstars…and not some VS model married to one….but ultimately who cares. It is all evil and we are the ones to blame.

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