She may be a useless, clown of a person, you know milking the tabloids being the child bride, even though she looks like she’s in her 40s, pulling off some platinum hair, fake tits shit that was hot in the 90s, back when she was graduating high school, despite her wanting you to think when she was born, but she produces these insane videos of her being insane, and I think the world needs to see her as less of a stripper, scandal, pornstar in training, and more of some performance artist on some higher plane, like some Andy Kaufman shit, pranking all of us while looking hysterical doing it.

I am a fan.

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