It’s probably a very good thing that these pics of Britney Spears in her bikini for Shape are such shit quality, because despite the lie that is photoshop, a lie I’d like to thank for existing, because let’s face it, I don’t ever hang with the real Britney Spears and I prefer a more refined version of her, you know leave her thick single mom, cellulite ridden, legs and average at best looks, that her bank account, celebrity make a little more tolerable to K-Fed, at Walmart, and give me the Hit Me Baby One More Time bitch we all grew to love as she fell apart at the seams.

I mean the only shape Britney is actually in is mom of 2, in the deep south who shops at Walmart and loves chips….

But I’ll let Shape magazine keep the dream alive, lie to me media, it feels so good.

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