Mollie King is some random chick in some random UK band called TheSaturdays who I don’t give a fuck about…they are probably some contrived shit the put out garbage music that have brainwashing undertones that idiot kids listen to and suddenly crave sugary foods, drinks and designer clothing or some shit. I saw Josie and the Pussycats, I know how this shit works…..but I also know that despite being a talentless clown with no soul who figures this is a better, more glamourous gig than working a Hooters, you know with far better perks thanks to the marketing that goes into her, despite being owned by the company that owns her, I still like staring at her instagram pics of her in a bikini…..I’m a creep like that…no wait, I’m not a creep, I am just into amateur photography and the apps that make it look higher concept…no wait, I’m a creep like that….now show me more bikini…

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