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2013

08

May

Mollie King in Her Bikini for Social Media of the Day

Mollie King is some random chick in some random UK band called TheSaturdays who I don’t give a fuck about…they are probably some contrived shit the put out garbage music that have brainwashing undertones that idiot kids listen to and suddenly crave sugary foods, drinks and designer clothing or some shit. I saw Josie and the Pussycats, I know how this shit works…..but I also know that despite being a talentless clown with no soul who figures this is a better, more glamourous gig than working a Hooters, you know with far better perks thanks to the marketing that goes into her, despite being owned by the company that owns her, I still like staring at her instagram pics of her in a bikini…..I’m a creep like that…no wait, I’m not a creep, I am just into amateur photography and the apps that make it look higher concept…no wait, I’m a creep like that….now show me more bikini…

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2009

15

Dec

The Saturdays Showing Some Skin of the Day

I don’t know who Mollie King or Rochelle Wiseman are, but apparently they’re in a band called The Saturdays. After a quick youtube search I realize that they aren’t a band at all, they are just a group of 5 tacky whore singing or lip syncing shitty pop music because the UK is really into shitty pop music with tacky whoress and I’m really not all that sure why, but assume it has to do with the country being filled with trashy mill workers and people who live in caravans who knock up their toothless girlfriends in their bootleg tracksuits when they are 14….and it doesn’t matter because when a whore is tacky it usually means she relies more and more on showing off her tacky whore body and I’m down with that since I don’t have to deal with the bullshit these girls talk about or how bad their pussies smell because my relationship with them is strictly looking at pictures of them and ignoring every song they release because it sucks….

Here are some pics of two of the five not quite naked enough….


BONUS – HERE’S ANOTHER ONE OF THE FIVE NAMED FRANKIE SANDFORD IN PVC BOOTY SHORTS SHOWING A WHOLE LOTTA ASS GETTING INTO HER CAR
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Pics via PacificCoastNews

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