I don’t know who Mollie King or Rochelle Wiseman are, but apparently they’re in a band called The Saturdays. After a quick youtube search I realize that they aren’t a band at all, they are just a group of 5 tacky whore singing or lip syncing shitty pop music because the UK is really into shitty pop music with tacky whoress and I’m really not all that sure why, but assume it has to do with the country being filled with trashy mill workers and people who live in caravans who knock up their toothless girlfriends in their bootleg tracksuits when they are 14….and it doesn’t matter because when a whore is tacky it usually means she relies more and more on showing off her tacky whore body and I’m down with that since I don’t have to deal with the bullshit these girls talk about or how bad their pussies smell because my relationship with them is strictly looking at pictures of them and ignoring every song they release because it sucks….

Here are some pics of two of the five not quite naked enough….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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