I wonder how man people have jerked off to Zoe Saldana in her Avatar costume….I am going to assume a lot, because there are a lot of weird Sci/Fi nerds out there who are disgusted by real women, because real women, or more importantly, the way real women ignore them make them so angry, that the only way they can get off is when they are dressed like aliens. You know, the kind of weirdo you’d expect to be serial if he had a few more social skills, but instead just kills rodents he buys at the pet store to calm himself…

I am going to also assume that those people who jerked off to her in her avatar costume probably have no interest in her hard human nipples….they just aren’t blue enough….and the rest of you probably have no idea who she is, but I’m posting it anyway, because every since I was 13, hard nipples excited me…

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