I don’t need it to be Thursday or Friday to do a throwback or a flashback, I’m wild and crazy like that, maybe even unstable and sociopathic, where I just take the rules of the internet by the balls and post these nude pics of these girls I’ve never heard of:

Kimberly Wyatt, Robyn Lawley, Millie Mackintosh, Amanda Byram, Chrissie Wellington, Jo Calvino, Terry Anderson, Louise Hazel and Zoe Hardman.

That apparently dropped in September, but that I was too drunk to notice, but I’ll post these now…to remind everyone that nude pics live forever once posted on the internet…and that you can always go back to masturbate to them like it was the first time…

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Zoe Saldana is pregnant, and in being pregnant she decided to jump on the free the nipple campaign, without really freeing the nipple, but rather by wearing no bra, as her breasts and hormones start to get jacked, in what kind of makes her look like she’s getting some of those “just hitting puberty tits”…it’s time to get a bra, even though your flat chested, Uncle Tom Boy ass never wore one in her life, because puffy nipples, despite being a fetish with sites devoted to them, aren’t as hot as hard milk filled tits should be, but then again, maybe I’m just thrown off by the creature growing inside her uterus like some kind of horrible alien…I mean, maybe that’s why I don’t find anything about this hot…

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The flaw in these pics of Zoe Saldana promoting whatever bullshit movie she’s in since Avatar made her famous – is that there’s no spread vagina in them.

I know, I always say how shitty strategic or implied nudity, especially when it involves being full nude, because like you and everyone else…I want to see gash.

But the reason it is so important to see Zoe Saldana’s Gash, is because she’s pregnant and based on THESE PAPARAZZI PICS – already showing…

Meaning this naked body…and vagina that has yet to be mangled…but will be mangled…is already historic documents..and like all historic documents…they would be better with gash.

Calling a vagina gash always makes me laugh.

Here are the pics

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Zoe Saldana is strategically nude for Allure and I don’t think her fan base is really going to give a fuck, despite being awkward virgin losers, because she only matters to them when she’s painted blue, and all non blue painted nude photoshoots are just pulling away from what they care about and what makes her matter to them….her being the Avatar love interest…

You know every other movie she does takes away from what she is to them, so in a lot of ways these strategic nudes are depressing to the people who actually care about her, and depressing to me, because they are strategic nudes and her ethnic vag isn’t spread eagled.

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I wonder how man people have jerked off to Zoe Saldana in her Avatar costume….I am going to assume a lot, because there are a lot of weird Sci/Fi nerds out there who are disgusted by real women, because real women, or more importantly, the way real women ignore them make them so angry, that the only way they can get off is when they are dressed like aliens. You know, the kind of weirdo you’d expect to be serial if he had a few more social skills, but instead just kills rodents he buys at the pet store to calm himself…

I am going to also assume that those people who jerked off to her in her avatar costume probably have no interest in her hard human nipples….they just aren’t blue enough….and the rest of you probably have no idea who she is, but I’m posting it anyway, because every since I was 13, hard nipples excited me…

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Zoe Saldana is some nerd marketed starlet from Avatar and now she’s in the prestigious Malibu Magazine posing all hot to the average person, disappointing all the virgin losers who live with their mom who don’t like admitting that the Avatar character they fell in love with was actually played by a human, cuz human’s are so hard to connect with and interract with, especially when bogged down with autism and social awkwardness and a passion for all things girls find creepy, weird, unsexy….luckily…I’m only into girls who are blue from being choked out when sucking my dick. LOLZ. (everything is less creepy when you LOLZ)

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