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2010

30

Jul

Zoe Saldana in Her Underwear for Calvin Klein of the Day

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I don’t know why I missed these pictures, but apparently they came out a week ago, and I’m usually on top of any celebrity in her underwear, not matter how important or irrelevant she is…I guess I can only blame it on laziness, as well as my new hobby of watching various sodomy and throat rape porno clips clips while blasting love songs at the same time, it is my own kind of creepy, sad, mash up of depressing loser who smells like his own stale cum…I can’t wait til I start getting booked at parties….and I am sure some of you can’t wait til Avatar bitch who is only really known for being the Avatar bitch all the losers want to make love to, cuz loser virgins don’t fuck, they are too gentle and take care of their women like they were the first issue of Superman they happened to get their hands on, not that they ever get women, but you get what I am saying, and that is that her fame was hardly even her….and I am sure some of you are mad that your she would strip down for all the men to get turned on by her since you and your crazy think she is your wife, since you did have that ceremony in your backyard when the rest of your family was asleep…

All I see is Calvin Klein ads that aren’t as exciting as the kiddie porn shit he used to produce back in the day that got him in trouble, but they are still of a bitch in her underwear and as you know, that’s good enough…

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2010

24

Jun

Zoe Saldana’s Legs of the Day

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This bitch from Avatar has some seriously great legs and ass. I guess the virgin Sci-Fi weirdos weren’t so crazy when they started jerking of to her Avatar character, before they got really into in and started making lifesize models of the bitch in full avatar costume in their basement, so that they could fuck her and feel an actual connection with something other than their mothers..the kind of lonliness that breeds insanity and the kind of insanity that makes them think they are actually dating the bitch, or married to the bitch, because of an awkward ceremony they set up in their backyard late one night…..

Pics via Fame

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2010

22

Feb

Zoe Saldana and Some Airport Security Porn of the Day

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Virgins Losers love this bitch because she is what they modeled the girl in Avatar after, and Avatar porn clips are all the fuckin’ rage in the virgin loser circuit, as virgin losers may hate “cheating” on their previous love interests and sexual fantasies they’re loyal to, like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Xena the Warrior Princess, their love for technology just can’t pass up on new masturbation trends…….

I feel that once a virgin loser leaves the safety of his mother’s basement or computer filled apartment after years of therapy, some medication and a new outlook on life that realizes he will either kill himself or break the miserable pattern his social awkwardness and obsessive compulsiveness has created for him, hoping to make his way through life as close to a normal person as possible by divorcing his internet wife he met on an RPG game and trying to not talk about bullshit that only he and 3 other guys online find interesting, only to realize that real life is hard, since real woman walk around it, making everything so fuckin’ distracting, because everything leads to an erection….especially when all your fantasies come true and the actress who played your most recent alien crush is getting patted down in airport security in a pair of tight jeans that show off her flat ass the virgins don’t find flat because it’s ass and it’s connected to the bitch from Avatar….making them realize this whole living in the normal world is not going to work for them, it’s too much of a sensory overload, that is just way too much to handle….limiting their excursions to seeing Sci-fi movies in 3D for the 14th time…and going to the computer store to buy parts for the spaceship they are building in the garage.

I didn’t re-read this because I find editing too self-absorbed but I hope it makes sense…..otherwise it was a huge waste of time and by huge I mean 5 minutes of time which is huge if you only have 6 minutes to live. True story.

Pics via Bauer

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2010

04

Feb

Zoe Saldana’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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The funny thing about Zoe Saldana is that her virgin loser fans have no real interest in her. Their sexual fantasies, masturbation, sex toys and pictures of her that they jerk off to of her are all when she’s in her Avatar state, all blue skinned, tall and busty.

Sure I don’t get how dudes get off to cartoons, but they do and she knows it, so it’s like she’s only wearing this wife-beater with hard nipples to get some male attention for herself, because she’s lost her sex appeal to a cartoon version of herself, and that makes for some fucked up psychological issues, as girls normally compete with each other in terms of getting dudes to jerk off to their facebook profiles, and rarely do they compete with themselves and just writing this confuses the fuck out of me….and I don’t even know why I am writing it because this isn’t the bitch you want, you want the 3-D alien. Fucked up…

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2009

02

Dec

Zoe Saldana Does Complex of the Day

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You may already know who this chick is and considering she’s in the movie Avatar and you’re a gang of fucking virgins who have nothing better to do that wait for weird Sci-Fi shit to hit the movie theater, giving you a reason to leave your house and stand in line for a fucking day in excitement to be the first motherfucker in, you probably already have her image silk stapled on your fucking pillow case so that you don’t feel as lonely as you are, you pathetic piece of shit….

She did Complex and she looked fucking good making her one of those bitches we’ll be seeing a lot of, cuz it turns out there’s a lot of fucking pervert creepy virgins out there with disposable income to spend on seeing her in movie and in action figure to stick in their asses cuz they aren’t spending their money on anything else like having a social life for example…..

Reminding us that if you want to make it in the world, get the virgins behind you cuz they are a loyal bunch.


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