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2010

30

Mar

Lisa Rinna Shows Off Her Nipple of the Day

I am still not sure who Lisa Rinna is but I do know that she was all nipples the other night…not that that’s a good thing…because there comes an age in every woman’s life where staring at her hard nipples starts to make the average person feel awkward and Lisa Rinna is pushing that age…except the other day when I saw a 75 year old walking her dog in a turtleneck and saw nothing but really hard, awkwardly placed nipples and liked it….because like Rinna, she wasn’t wearing a bra the other night and I guess why would she…because Rinna was spent enough money on her tits over the years so that they don’t need a bra, so she might as well get her money’s worth….and the good news is that her tits in this dress give her the little attention she’s addicted to and distracts us from her thick jacked-up lipped face…..

If you google her, you’ll see her Playboy pictures and these relatively new old lady tits in all their glory…but I can’t post the shit cuz Playboy are mean and like to sue.

Pics via Fame
Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Braless|Hard Nipple|Lisa Rinna

2010

10

Feb

Charlize Theron’s Hard Nipple in the Rain of the Day

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I wish a hard nippled could get me hard, but even when it is on the hottest bitch, it just doesn’t do anything for me. I don’t think it’s got anything to do with me being a fag, but more to do with being desensitized. See, when I was 16 this shit on one of the girls in my class was enough to make me cum, maybe it was cuz they were 16 and I’m into that demographic, but I doubt that’s got anything to do with finding shit boring now.

I need my pussy doin’ puppet shoes and circus tricks, but I do know that Charlize Theron is always hot, even in that movie Monster. She is the reason I want to get Aids in South Africa.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Charlize Theron|Hard Nipple|Rain

2010

04

Feb

Zoe Saldana’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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The funny thing about Zoe Saldana is that her virgin loser fans have no real interest in her. Their sexual fantasies, masturbation, sex toys and pictures of her that they jerk off to of her are all when she’s in her Avatar state, all blue skinned, tall and busty.

Sure I don’t get how dudes get off to cartoons, but they do and she knows it, so it’s like she’s only wearing this wife-beater with hard nipples to get some male attention for herself, because she’s lost her sex appeal to a cartoon version of herself, and that makes for some fucked up psychological issues, as girls normally compete with each other in terms of getting dudes to jerk off to their facebook profiles, and rarely do they compete with themselves and just writing this confuses the fuck out of me….and I don’t even know why I am writing it because this isn’t the bitch you want, you want the 3-D alien. Fucked up…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hard Nipple|Zoe Saldana

2009

29

Jun

Janice Dickinson Hard Nipple of the Day

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I like Janice Dickinson cuz she looks all kinds of crazy, and all kinds of crazy leads to insanity in the bedroom, like the kind of woman who pretty much takes charge of you in the and leaves you broken hearted, limping and humiliated, while she sits there sippin’ her cocktail and smoking her cigarette. Like the girl who will fist a dude while spitting in his face and calling him a worthless piece of shit faggot, before jumpin on his dick, pretty much hitting him like a fuckin’ school bus, unsure of what the fuck happened and I am not sure if that makes sense, but it does to me and it’s amazing.

Here are her hard nipples.

Posted in:Hard Nipple|Janice Dickinson

2009

10

Jun

Posh Spice and Her Fat Nipple of the Day

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Posh Spice’s nipple is hard, but not as hard as her stern look. She makes me feel like I’ve been a bad boy and that I am in trouble, a lot like my foster mother did when I was growing up. Only difference is that my foster mother used to make me eat her out everytime I did something wrong, or sometimes she’d get me to slide my 10 year old arm up inside her, which I thought was weird, considering she was religious, but I guess when priests fuck little boys, there’s nothing wrong with other people of God doin’ it to and the one thing I can say is that I’m glad her husband just sat in the corner and jerked off and didn’t join in, cuz otherwise, shit woulda got weird and I’d be one of those weird molested kids you see crying on Oprah, where as Posh Spice doesn’t even know I exist.

Posted in:Hard Nipple|Posh Spice

2008

23

Oct

Tara Reid’s Hard Nipple Looks Better in Clothes of the Day

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Tara Reid has taught me so much out of life. First,i there’s no reason to not treat everyday like it’s a fucking party if you have made stupid money in stupid movies and you don’t really need to work the 9-5 grind like an asshole and instead can spend your life drinking and tanning around the world in a bikini. Second, that if you lose a bet that requires you to get plastic surgery on the dancefloor by some contraband plastic surgeon in a third world country, take the high road and don’t go through with the shit, because your nipples and stomach will suffer. Third, if you are engaged to an MTV VJ who has dreams of having his own talkshow that no one watches, escape when you ca and today she teaches us that wearing a shirt makes you look a fuck of a lot better than wearing a bikini, because your hard nipples aim in the right place and we don’t have to get distracted by the mess of scars we can’t avoid when you are half naked. So I guess she’s not a useless party slut after all, but instead a philosopher changing the way we think at least changing the way we think about her, because these hard nipple pics save those bikini pics….

Posted in:Hard Nipple|Implants|Tara Reid

2008

17

Jul

Jennifer Aniston’s Sad Hard Nipple of the Day

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Jennifer Aniston’s nipples are always hard, I remember that shit being the only reason I watched Friends, or thought that she was hot in any way. But today’s hard nipple is different and not a hard nipple of happiness but a hard nipple of desperation. It stems from the news that the love of her life and ex-husband, Brad Pitt, who wouldn’t get her pregnant, has just given birth to not 1 but 2 babies with another woman.

You know that as she cries on the inside, the only baby cries she hears are the ones in her broken reams and her nipple is feeling that pain and it slowly puts itself out there in some kind of hormonal reaction to the news, just hoping there was a baby of its own to feed, but no matter how hard it looks or tries, it won’t find one, becaue there isn’t one.